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Dolphins Welcome Pats For Annual Clash In South Florida

Nov 235 min read

Dolphins Welcome Pats For Annual Clash In South Florida

This was always going to be a rebuilding year for the Pats. Yes, they're 3-8, but they keep teams honest. Four of their losses...

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The Time Has Come for the Annual Patriots Loss in Miami, Florida (2024 Season Edition)

Jack Gaffney

Nov 227 min read

The Time Has Come for the Annual Patriots Loss in Miami, Florida (2024 Season Edition)

Dating back to the tail end of 1989, New England has lost a staggering 24 out of 35 matchups and is 2-8 in South Beach in their last 10.

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Drake Maye vs. Caleb Williams Part 1 Highlights an Otherwise Lacksuter Patriots vs. Bears Matchup

Jack Gaffney

Nov 910 min read

Drake Maye vs. Caleb Williams Part 1 Highlights an Otherwise Lacksuter Patriots vs. Bears Matchup

Not to go full Cowherd here, but the Bears are like one of those car crashes you drive by; it looks rough, but you simply cannot look away.

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Off to London Go the Patriots to Duel the Fading Jacksonville Jaguars

Jack Gaffney

Oct 197 min read

Off to London Go the Patriots to Duel the Fading Jacksonville Jaguars

They're a lifeless football team begging to be put out of its misery, and the Patriots have no excuse but to oblige them.

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Patriots 2024 Week 5 (Not Much of a) Film Review: Rock Bottom

Jack Gaffney

Oct 86 min read

Patriots 2024 Week 5 (Not Much of a) Film Review: Rock Bottom

If for nothing else, I'm glad we know there's a way to catch a ball with two feet in and still have the catch ruled incomplete.

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Dolphins Travel To Foxborough for Divisional Showdown With The Patriots

Henrique Souza

Oct 56 min read

Dolphins Travel To Foxborough for Divisional Showdown With The Patriots

This will certainly be a football game, but it will not be a very good one.

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The Hospital Patriots Host the Hospital Dolphins in a Week 5 Matchup for the Sickos

Jack Gaffney

Oct 59 min read

The Hospital Patriots Host the Hospital Dolphins in a Week 5 Matchup for the Sickos

This is a game by the sickos, for the sickos.

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Patriots 2024 Week 4 Film Review: The Losses and Injuries Continue to Stack Up

Jack Gaffney

Oct 16 min read

Patriots 2024 Week 4 Film Review: The Losses and Injuries Continue to Stack Up

This season is starting to slip away from them fast, and with the injuries really taking their toll, it may get worse before it gets better.

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The Patriots are off to NorCarl to Face a Pissed Off San Francisco 49ers Team

Jack Gaffney

Sep 278 min read

The Patriots are off to NorCarl to Face a Pissed Off San Francisco 49ers Team

Needless to say, I feel that this San Fran team isn't in the greatest of moods and has every reason to put on a statement performance.

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Patriots 2024 Week 3 Film Review: They Allowed Fireman Ed to Experience Joy

Jack Gaffney

Sep 205 min read

Patriots 2024 Week 3 Film Review: They Allowed Fireman Ed to Experience Joy

This is now three straight games in which Brissett has been pressured at least 13 times and sacked more than he was in Weeks 1-2 combined.

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The Patriots Must Devoid Fireman Ed and Jets Fans of Any Semblance of Joy

Jack Gaffney

Sep 189 min read

The Patriots Must Devoid Fireman Ed and Jets Fans of Any Semblance of Joy

Can New England do right by legions of Jets fans and that fraud Fireman Ed and remind them who they cheer for?

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Patriots 2024 Week 2 Film Review: It Was All Right There

Jack Gaffney

Sep 164 min read

Patriots 2024 Week 2 Film Review: It Was All Right There

Sunday's contest with Seattle marked a very winnable game for the Patriots, who once again dominated the line of scrimmage in the run game..

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Attention to Detail Will Be Critical for the Patriots in Home Opener against Mike Macdonald's Seahawks

Jack Gaffney

Sep 139 min read

Attention to Detail Will Be Critical for the Patriots in Home Opener against Mike Macdonald's Seahawks

While this is a fun time to reflect on Super Bowl 49 with Malcolm Butler in town, Seattle is as much in a new era as the Patriots are.

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Patriots 2024 Week 1 Film Review: 'Dre Day, and the Keion White Show

Jack Gaffney

Sep 95 min read

Patriots 2024 Week 1 Film Review: 'Dre Day, and the Keion White Show

The numbers don't lie, and they spelled disaster for the Bengals in Week 1.

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The Jerod Mayo Era for the Patriots Officially Begins in Cincinnati

Jack Gaffney

Sep 69 min read

The Jerod Mayo Era for the Patriots Officially Begins in Cincinnati

I don't think football fans realize how good this defense is/can be, even without Matt Judon or Christian Barmore.

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Gaffney's 2024 New England Patriots Team Preview

Jack Gaffney

Aug 3113 min read

Gaffney's 2024 New England Patriots Team Preview

So my No. 1 question for Jerod Mayo would be this: What does "Patriot Football" mean in 2024?

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The Rhamondre Stevenson Extension Breaks a Time-Honored Belichickian Tradition of Not Paying Running Backs

Jack Gaffney

Jun 214 min read

The Rhamondre Stevenson Extension Breaks a Time-Honored Belichickian Tradition of Not Paying Running Backs

Mondre's new deal ranks sixth in the league in total value and average annual value, then seventh in practical guarantees.

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Broncos Country Awaits the Jabrill Pepper-less Patriots

Jack Gaffney

Dec 23, 20237 min read

Broncos Country Awaits the Jabrill Pepper-less Patriots

Dating back to the formation of the franchise, the Patriots have a staggering 21 losses in Denver...

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Patriots vs. Steelers on Thursday Night Football Will Cause Al Michaels to Leave Mid-Game

Jack Gaffney

Dec 6, 20237 min read

Patriots vs. Steelers on Thursday Night Football Will Cause Al Michaels to Leave Mid-Game

I can promise you one thing, this will be a football game tomorrow night. I can't guarantee it'll be good, I can't guarantee it'll be bad...

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Patriots 2023 Week 10 Film Review: Mac Jones is Broken

Jack Gaffney

Nov 14, 20235 min read

Patriots 2023 Week 10 Film Review: Mac Jones is Broken

The defense did their job, holding the Colts to just 10 points, but of course, it's always something for this Patriots team.

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