Off to London Go the Patriots to Duel the Fading Jacksonville Jaguars
They're a lifeless football team begging to be put out of its misery, and the Patriots have no excuse but to oblige them.
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Jack Gaffney
Oct 86 min read
Patriots 2024 Week 5 (Not Much of a) Film Review: Rock Bottom
If for nothing else, I'm glad we know there's a way to catch a ball with two feet in and still have the catch ruled incomplete.
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Henrique Souza
Oct 56 min read
Dolphins Travel To Foxborough for Divisional Showdown With The Patriots
This will certainly be a football game, but it will not be a very good one.
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Jack Gaffney
Oct 59 min read
The Hospital Patriots Host the Hospital Dolphins in a Week 5 Matchup for the Sickos
This is a game by the sickos, for the sickos.
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Jack Gaffney
Oct 16 min read
Patriots 2024 Week 4 Film Review: The Losses and Injuries Continue to Stack Up
This season is starting to slip away from them fast, and with the injuries really taking their toll, it may get worse before it gets better.
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Jack Gaffney
Sep 278 min read
The Patriots are off to NorCarl to Face a Pissed Off San Francisco 49ers Team
Needless to say, I feel that this San Fran team isn't in the greatest of moods and has every reason to put on a statement performance.
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Jack Gaffney
Sep 205 min read
Patriots 2024 Week 3 Film Review: They Allowed Fireman Ed to Experience Joy
This is now three straight games in which Brissett has been pressured at least 13 times and sacked more than he was in Weeks 1-2 combined.
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Jack Gaffney
Sep 189 min read
The Patriots Must Devoid Fireman Ed and Jets Fans of Any Semblance of Joy
Can New England do right by legions of Jets fans and that fraud Fireman Ed and remind them who they cheer for?
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Jack Gaffney
Sep 164 min read
Patriots 2024 Week 2 Film Review: It Was All Right There
Sunday's contest with Seattle marked a very winnable game for the Patriots, who once again dominated the line of scrimmage in the run game..
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Jack Gaffney
Sep 139 min read
Attention to Detail Will Be Critical for the Patriots in Home Opener against Mike Macdonald's Seahawks
While this is a fun time to reflect on Super Bowl 49 with Malcolm Butler in town, Seattle is as much in a new era as the Patriots are.
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Jack Gaffney
Sep 95 min read
Patriots 2024 Week 1 Film Review: 'Dre Day, and the Keion White Show
The numbers don't lie, and they spelled disaster for the Bengals in Week 1.
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Jack Gaffney
Sep 69 min read
The Jerod Mayo Era for the Patriots Officially Begins in Cincinnati
I don't think football fans realize how good this defense is/can be, even without Matt Judon or Christian Barmore.
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Jack Gaffney
Aug 3113 min read
Gaffney's 2024 New England Patriots Team Preview
So my No. 1 question for Jerod Mayo would be this: What does "Patriot Football" mean in 2024?
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Jack Gaffney
Jun 214 min read
The Rhamondre Stevenson Extension Breaks a Time-Honored Belichickian Tradition of Not Paying Running Backs
Mondre's new deal ranks sixth in the league in total value and average annual value, then seventh in practical guarantees.
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Jack Gaffney
Dec 23, 20237 min read
Broncos Country Awaits the Jabrill Pepper-less Patriots
Dating back to the formation of the franchise, the Patriots have a staggering 21 losses in Denver...
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Jack Gaffney
Dec 6, 20237 min read
Patriots vs. Steelers on Thursday Night Football Will Cause Al Michaels to Leave Mid-Game
I can promise you one thing, this will be a football game tomorrow night. I can't guarantee it'll be good, I can't guarantee it'll be bad...
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Jack Gaffney
Nov 14, 20235 min read
Patriots 2023 Week 10 Film Review: Mac Jones is Broken
The defense did their job, holding the Colts to just 10 points, but of course, it's always something for this Patriots team.
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Jack Gaffney
Nov 7, 20235 min read
Patriots 2023 Week 9 Film Review: Numb to the Pain
Now nine games into 2023, I've been beyond the point where this team can hurt me, that ship sailed after the pick-six in Dallas.
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Jack Gaffney
Oct 27, 20237 min read
Will It Be Another Scheduled Loss For the Patriots Down in Miami This Year?
Miami has always been a historic trouble spot. Dating back to the 1989 season, they are 10-23 in games at either Hard Rock Stadium or...
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Jack Gaffney
Oct 10, 20234 min read
Patriots 2023 Week 5 Film Review: Rock Bottom Isn't Just a Metaphor Folks
Getting outscored 71-3 over your last two games could be classified as 'really bad', and let me be the first to say it indeed is.
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